Beyond the Blog with Pamela Beach
One theme, many worlds. Exploring resilience, from lived experience to imagined stories.
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“Hello, I’m Pam. I’m an author, a storyteller, and this is where I explore one big theme: resilience. My writing is born from a life of navigating challenges, from foster care and homelessness to single motherhood. Here, we’re in the business of turning scars into strength.”
Category: weekend funnies
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We all know this feeling. It’s the universe’s favorite prank. It waits until you’re feeling your most capable, your most organized, your most blissfully unaware, and then it pulls the chain. It’s the surprise car trouble right after you’ve paid off your credit card. It’s the sudden, inexplicable head cold the day before you leave…
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I’ve landed on the most delightfully, spectacularly useless superpower imaginable: the ability to turn anything into marshmallows. Yes, anything. Your car? Poof, a giant, sticky white blob. A tense negotiation at the Clark Center? I subtly transform the villain’s weapon into a fluffy, vanilla-scented treat. The Marshmallow Avenger may not be the hero Arroyo Grande…
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You’ve been meaning to organize that one shelf in the pantry for ages, right? Well, NOW is the perfect time! Spend a solid hour meticulously taking everything off the shelf, wiping it down with extreme care, and then… staring blankly at the pile of stuff. Maybe rearrange three items and then declare the project “in…
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Meet Captain “Dry-Socks” Bartholomew. He wasn’t called that because he had a fantastic new-fangled laundry system on his ship. No, he was called Captain Dry-Socks because he was, to put it mildly, utterly, ridiculously terrified of water. Not just the ocean. All water. Puddles. A heavy fog. An overly juicy orange.
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You think you hate being on hold? Imagine being the Amazonian warrior princess who has to listen to your complaint. Diana Prince, Champion of Themyscira, is now a “Customer Resolution Specialist” for FlyRight Airlines. Her main superpower in this role? The Lasso of Truth. It doesn’t go well. Angry Customer: “My flight was delayed and…
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You know that feeling, right? It’s Sunday evening. The sun is setting in that annoyingly beautiful, “end of a good thing” kind of way. You’ve had a perfectly lovely weekend, but then it hits. That tiny whisper, “Tomorrow is Monday,” morphs into a full-blown siren blare, and suddenly, your perfectly brewed cup of tea tastes…