The 1970s on the Central Coast of California were a special kind of magic. If you were a kid in the Morro Bay/Los Osos area back then, you know what I’m talking about. Our world wasn’t lit by tiny screens; it was illuminated by beach bonfires and the occasional, spectacular wipeout from a homemade dune buggy. Our soundtrack wasn’t a curated playlist; it was whatever Zep or Stones epic was blasting from a car’s 8-track player. We drank water straight from the garden hose, built forts in the hills that were probably structurally unsound, and knew it was time to go home when the streetlights flickered on.
Life was simple, and our entertainment was, too. Which brings me to the old, two-story house.
Every town has one. Tucked away off some forgotten dirt road at the foot of the hills, there it stood—a skeletal silhouette against the golden California sky. It was our local legend, the place everyone swore was haunted. Doors slammed on windless days, ghostly faces appeared in the grimy windows, the usual stuff. Most kids were content to tell spooky stories about it.
I was not most kids. And neither was my best friend, Sherry.
I don’t remember who dared who first. It was probably a mutual escalation of bravado over a couple of Tab colas. The logic was simple: we were tough, we didn’t scare easy, and we were going to prove once and for all that the only spirits in that house were the ones of adventure living in our own hearts. Or something dramatic like that. The plan was set: we’d spend one full night, dusk till dawn, in the haunted house.
We packed the essentials: two sleeping bags, a flashlight with questionable battery life, a bag of Fritos, and, most importantly, Sherry’s grandma’s can of Aqua Net hairspray. You know, for defense.
The moment we pushed open the groaning front door, we were hit with that classic old-house smell: a cocktail of dust, decay, and mouse disappointment. The sun was setting, casting long, creepy shadows across the floorboards.
“See? Nothing,” I said, my voice trying for casual but coming out a little too loud.
“Yeah, nothing,” Sherry whispered back, clutching the can of Aqua Net like it was a holy relic.
We settled in the main living room, unrolling our sleeping bags as the last light vanished. And that’s when the house started its symphony. A low creak from upstairs. A long, mournful howl as the wind squeezed through a cracked windowpane.
“Just the wind,” I announced to the darkness.
“Right. The wind,” Sherry agreed.
A loud THUMP from the porch made both of us jump. I aimed the wobbly beam of the flashlight toward the door. Nothing. We later found out it was probably just a raccoon, but for a solid ten minutes, we were convinced it was the ghost of a one-legged pirate stomping around.
The night wore on. Every gust of wind was a ghostly whisper, every rustle of leaves a phantom footstep. At one point, a floorboard upstairs let out a long, drawn-out screeeeeech. We froze, our eyes wide in the dark.
“Did you hear that?” Sherry breathed.
“It’s just the house settling,” I said, with the authority of a 14-year-old who knew absolutely nothing about architecture.
The peak of our terror, however, was entirely self-inflicted. Around 2 a.m., in the pitch-black silence, I heard a sudden, sharp hisssssssss right next to my head.
I completely lost it. I yelped, scrambled backward in my sleeping bag like a panicked puppy, and fumbled for the flashlight. This was it. A spectral snake. A gassy ghoul. The ghost of someone who really hated Fritos.
I finally got the flashlight on, swinging the beam wildly until it landed on Sherry. She was sitting bolt upright, eyes wide with fear from my screaming, holding the can of Aqua Net, having just given her bangs a protective, helmet-like coating.
We stared at each other for a second before bursting into the kind of hysterical, uncontrollable laughter that makes your stomach hurt.
We didn’t sleep much the rest of the night, but the fear was gone, replaced by the giggles. When the first hint of dawn broke, we packed up our stuff, our bravado restored. We had made it. We strode out of that house like conquering heroes, blinking in the morning light.
Of course, when we told the story at school the next day, we left out the part about the hairspray. We let the legend grow, embellishing the creaks and howls until our night in the “haunted house” became the stuff of playground lore. We were the girls who didn’t scare. And in a way, it was true. A little wind and a raccoon were no match for two girls armed with a bag of corn chips and a can of extra super hold.
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