Category: Superheroes
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I’ve landed on the most delightfully, spectacularly useless superpower imaginable: the ability to turn anything into marshmallows. Yes, anything. Your car? Poof, a giant, sticky white blob. A tense negotiation at the Clark Center? I subtly transform the villain’s weapon into a fluffy, vanilla-scented treat. The Marshmallow Avenger may not be the hero Arroyo Grande…
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You think you hate being on hold? Imagine being the Amazonian warrior princess who has to listen to your complaint. Diana Prince, Champion of Themyscira, is now a “Customer Resolution Specialist” for FlyRight Airlines. Her main superpower in this role? The Lasso of Truth. It doesn’t go well. Angry Customer: “My flight was delayed and…